New Years' Resolutions

Thought I might post some New Years' Resolutions:

1) Don't be such a fatty-meaning I tend to pig out, especially on nachos. Maybe eat slower? I'm not too bad most the time, but I get on these food kicks, and that is all I eat. Maybe eat more veggies!

2) Keep in touch with people. Drop a line once in a while! Maybe a new awesome phone would help :)

3) Continue my stories I have started to write. Who knows...if not publish later, at least I have something to share!

4) Limit tv/movies. I think I have other things I could be doing...like practice music, gain web design skills, or other things that could help get a job that pays more (yay).

5) I need to train myself to clean before going to bed. It will be hard work, but it would be nice to have that.

Those are the big ones. It's always good to set goals. Always good to train yourself. For example, I trained myself to eat plain oatmeal. It worked. I think I'll train myself on another healthy food to love. I'll have to think about this one. Maybe just like veggies better. That would be nice.

Yesterday: worked out, watched tv, talked on phone, played DS for a bit.

Now I'm zombie Jessica.

Dancing Frogs

So, I get to work and get this email from Mack about this gross youtube video involving frogs and salt.

Dancing frog legs

Weekend review:

Friday: I was supposed to go out. But I felt like I was getting sick, so stayed at home, at Chuy's and watched tv. Saw Toys. It was horrible.

Saturday: slept in. watched a movie, ate salad. Went shopping at Walmart. It was a one stop shop. Got most of the presents I needed. Going to Safeway for the gift cards.

Sunday: was very lazy. ate a lot of nachos. worked out, read watched tv. Pretty good day, but could have accomplished more. Needed to rest.

Party Time

It's Friday, so it's party time! Going to Headhunters tonight with Alto section. Should be fun. I just hope I don't poop out.

Yesterday, watched Confessions of a Shopaholic. It was ok. Ate a ton of nachos, felt fat, so I had to work out. My clothes fit better at least. I really want to buy those toning shoes and roller blades. I somehow never run out of work out stuff to buy.

Count Down

Ok, I'm counting down the days until the 24th not because of Christmas...yes I can't wait, but more like days until I don't have to work for a long time. I can't wait to just read, watch tv, play video games, and sleep in! Good times awaiting! Not much going on...just really hungry.

Pizza My A**

The title is a play on Pizza My Heart. I love pizza. Yesterday, went to Caffe Italia and had yummy pizza. Sadly, my a** paid dearly for it, so I worked out. Feeling much better now. I was feeling really fat. I'm still fat, but what one workout can do is amazing.

Not much else is happening, which is always good. More working out to do, especially since tomorrow night having a potluck. It never ends!

Go Away

Let me give you one of my favorite quotes from Office Space that has my feelings for today:

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

I love Lawrence! See, when I first came to work, a random lady I've never seen before in this building told me that I better perk up. Ok, I wanted to slap her so badly, but I just kinda laughed. Then, told coworkers about it to let off steam. Then, I remembered this quote and felt better, knowing that other people feel the same way. Especially a guy like Lawrence. He just had the best reaction to this question from Peter.

Ya, these people must go away!

Yesterday, worked out finally and cleaned finally. Good times. Feeling like really angry and annoyed, which is normal for me at least once a week to feel towards people, because people are stupid.

Them!

Let me explain my title. Today, as I walk into work, I see a coworker wiping the floor. So, not a good sign. Turns out, a lot of ants came in this morning. I still see stragglers every time I look down. Not a good time. Although the ants are not giant, they creep me out.

I got a birthday card from the Dean finally. Wooo!

Where I left off:

Thursday: After work, went to Mel's diner in Vacaville. Got a burger...getting more and more fat. Went to Candy Cane Lane and Lollipop Lane. Those streets were crazy! But nothing can top Eugene Oregon's whole neighborhood full of crazy lights and displays PLUS the music. I am spoiled because of that. Everything else is just not as good.

Friday: stayed on the couch and watched tv until it was time to leave for the concert in Oakland-Not So Silent Night. There was crazy traffic, so we took the streets the last few miles. Missed the first band, Metric, but that's ok. Got to see Vampire Weekend, 30 Seconds to Mars, AFI, and Muse. Sad to see that AFI wasn't the last one. Davey wore gold pants. They put on a good show. I saw Jared Letto sing...he was sick but his voice was still really good. Their last song was messed up by a sound error...sound went off. Finally went back on. Oh, there was a gay couple in front of us...being kissy kissy. I never see that. I fell asleep on the way home.

Saturday: Slept in finally. Went shopping at Natomas. I was really tired. Got food, but that didn't last long if you know what I mean...ya, it's gross. I sat around a lot after that.

Sunday: Went to WC to eat lunch with some friends. Good times. Had another awesome burger. Went to parents after that for my bday party. So chaotic that night...Matt was late, Sara had stomach issues and my parents kep harrassing her. Classic mom came out when she made an obvious comment, I was freezing, so I kept my jacket on. Sara said that it is like the artic tundra in there...so true. We were freaking out when we found that the heat was set to 50 degrees. Got some good stuff. Was tired, and fell asleep around 10:30.

Now, hungry, so snacky time.

Celebrations Continue

Yesterday was good. The Law School party was really fun. Met a few new people and hung out with the ladies from upstairs. Had a few drinks. Mack met me there, hung out at the bar for a bit. He gave me my prized bday present at home. I passed out pretty easily while watching tv.

Today, is my coworker's bday and got donuts. I ate too much. I feel really fat. Feels like an extension of my bday with all this food and happy birthdays. I'm tired. Today is my Friday, so I am really happy. I'm going to go home and relax, read a lot and watch tv. Tomorrow, sleep in (I hope) chillax, and go to the concert in Oakland. Yay!

Oh this was funny. We were waiting for a movie to load on netflix to watch and it was taking a long time, so I was like: oh no, my interwebs are not working. Yes, it's sounds retarded, but it is just slang nowadays...epic!

You don't get much more redneck than this:

Saints fans shoot tv

In My Late 20's

Happy birthday to me! 27! Late 20's! Crazy!

I got muffins this morning and a card from my coworkers...awww. I get to party tonight at the Law School mixer! Can't wait! Good food, good drinks...all free.

Yesterday, planned on doing nothing...and that is what I did. Ate some, watched tv, movies, read. Good times.

It's really cold. I'm glad that my friend from upstairs here at work gave me a space heater. That was awesome! Been using it a lot so far.

I'm thinking of visiting my old coworkers...we'll see if I have the time. That would be nice to drop in though!

Candy Cane Lane Fever!

It is really cold! I have Candy Cane Lane fever...meaning, I want to check out some crazy houses this year. Maybe this weekend...

Yesterday, watched the usual...Desperate Housewives. Went to chorus. Missed everyone! Missed it a lot! They sang happy birthday to me and we had cookies. Very good times. Watched Star Trek while in my Snuggie. More good times.

Today, plan on practicing singing and or just passing out and enjoying a warm apt. It's hibernation time for me.

I've been saying this phrase a lot. Because I'm weird and seem to be OCD when it comes to catch phrases:

the internets piece de resistance

the websites raison d’etre

Let's Count the Annoying People

Ok, I will talk about my weekend, but I got to say this first. So, I go down the stairs like a normal person, sticking to the right, the normal path of traffic and some girl comes up on the wrong side, so she goes to the other side to keep going. I go up the stairs about five minutes later and this woman with a large bag comes down on the wrong side and I stand there for a moment, thinking she would move, but no, that woman just stood there, so I walked on the wrong side, hoping I don't get trampled by some other idiot walking too fast down the stairs. I make it alive, but this is the biggest annoying thing about working in this building: idiots. They clutter the hallway so you can't really get by and walk on the wrong side of the hallway, rush down the stairs, walk in groups slowly so you can't get by, block the path completely, especially if you are pushing a cart or holding a large object. They must have sensors in their brain to tell them when exactly is the most annoying time to be annoying. But, they are always that way, so the probablity is high for them being in your way. These are supposed to be law students. I thought they were supposed to be smart? Really, they are all the same too, so it must be a law thing. Maybe they all get a microchip in the brain on their first day to cause these annoying things to happen. We all agree that they are annoying, it's not just me. Just another reason to hate people in general.

Weekend:

Friday: went home, ate, watched tv.

Saturday: bookclub at Pure Grain...really good food! Went shopping for a little bit. Remembered the book sale, so got some good ones. Finally went to Safeway. Worked out.

Sunday: slept in, didn't get dressed until 12:30. Got a haircut, not too much cut. Did laundry. Ate a ton of nachos. Relaxed.

Will Power

Yesterday, went home, ate leftover Chinese from lunch and watched tv. I was really tired, so I got in pj's by around 8. Decorated the apt. Watched The Howling, which is supposed to be a classic warewolf movie, but Teen Wolf is still my favorite. Passed out watching tv.

I have been really good not eating that many sweets and I can tell I feel better and look better for it. Just gotta do this everyday. Sugar makes me feel crappy, so I have to remind myself of that and I should do fine.

Decoration

Yesterday, worked out to old school The Firm videos (but not my oldest ones). Watched tv. Played some Wii, but I have Wii arm, meaning my arm hurts from playing Wii Sports. Watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop. It was worse than I thought it would be. Not too exciting...just really tired last night.

Today, decorated the workroom. Going to Hunan for lunch. Yay, we get out!

Hoping I have energy to decorate the apt.

From a new website I like, slightly warped. I am so happy someone thinks the same way as I do:

2. If you write down the word "cool" as "kewl" you need to fucking die.

You're a blight to humanity and you are going out of your way to misspell a word. You're not even shortcutting out of some misguided sense of saving time. I don't understand it. "kewl," when spoken phonetically, doesn't even sound like "cool!" It sounds like "key-yule" and, if that's you're intention, it's fucking retarded!

Goddamnit, I want to rip your fucking tounge out of your mouth for buttfucking the English language with it and for assaulting my eyes every time I see this stupid word scrawled out in print.

Fucking die, "kewl" users!

Wii Sports Master

Yesterday, went to TAPS to get bus passes, since Mack finally demanded his permit back, which I was happy to oblige. Then, we went to the Hawaiian BBQ with some co-workers. Got my BBQ Chicken. So good! Have left overs. Watched some tv, had Kirk Cameron in the background...I don't know why I keep watching that Does God Exist? debate with him in it. I find evolution amazing I guess...nature is pretty crazy how it works. I played Mack Wii Sports and kicked his butt in all the games! I am the master! We played some Mario with him.

Had a horrible stomachache for a little while this morning. I don't think I got good sleep.

Today, I have to work out and also decorate the apt for Xmas! I have been slacking.

Oh, forgot to add this. Mack created Mii's for us. My character looks like me, it's funny. Mack's character looks angry due to his eyebrows. I love it.

I'm a Playa' Once Again

Had an awesome weekend! Well, except for Wednesday before Thanksgiving, I took sick leave because my ear was killing me.

Tuesday night, before my ear troubles, went to Plainfield Station, a dive bar in Woodland, which is actually really close to my apt. Went with co-workers and other law people, one professor who is awesome, he bought us beer and food! Had a burger, but scarfed it since I was really hungry and had beer already. We talked about annoying people in the law school. Awesome times! We need to do it again!

Thursday: Thanksgiving. Went to pick up my sister in Vallejo (the ghetto). Waited in the Target parking lot and an Asian lady asked it Target would open that day. I told her I'm just waiting for someone. Went to Susie's. Had a good time, ate lots of cheese ball, drank some wine, watched The Wedding Singer and Susie said that Drew Berrymore reminds her of Sara...and she does remind me of Sara every time I see her. I thought I was the only one who thought that. Got to look at the Black Friday ads. Saw that the Nintendo DS Lite is only $98 at Walmart, so decided to take Sara to Vallejo and go back to Davis to go to the Walmart sale.

Black Friday: Got up at 7 and got dressed (did not shower) and went to Woodland's Walmart. Stood in line for almost an hour, but got my cheap Nintendo DS Lite and a Wii. It was sitting right in front of me, so I just had to go for it. Went to Target in Davis, it was not busy at all. Got some DS games and a Wii controller and Mario game. Charged my DS, then went to WC for more shopping with my mom. Took her to the train place for Nikki's bday. Went to Kohl's and Target. She got Mack a Wii game and us sheets for our bed. Went back. Went to SC in the rain. Took a while. Stopped at Mickey D's for a snack. Got to SC, with Mack all excited and waiting for me. Had some food, showed off my DS. Stayed home, since I was really tired.

Saturday: Went to SF for a car show. Got awesome tapas after. Went to a SC party at night. Not that great since everyone knew each other and we didn't know that many. Got a shot and enjoyed the dome shaped house. I liked it, very SC. Went to sleep.

Sunday: Went on a walk on East Cliff. Went to Best Buy. Got 4 Police Academy movies in one for cheap. Ate an early dinner. Played more DS.

Monday: The best day, since I vegged out, read, played DS, watched tv, worked out, got Chuy's. Yum!

Today, back to the real world. Good to be back. I was getting to be too much of a hermit. Planning things now.